Things I Suspect My Upstairs Neighbors of Owning, Based on Noise Level Generated
1. An anvil
2. Bowling balls (yes, plural)
3. Clogs (the big honkin' wooden Dutch kind, not the hippie Birkenstock kind)
4. A dorm-room-sized Mack truck
5. Many trophies recognizing the resident as International Foot-Stomping Champion
6. A pet elephant/rhinoceros/yeti.
Things My Upstairs Neighbors Will Soon Own If They Don't Knock It Off and Go To Sleep Already (For Pete's Sake, It's Two in the Morning)
1. Several mildly threatening notes
2. An ice pack for the black eye they don't have...yet.
3. My high-heeled black pumps (since I assume they won't give them back after I hurl them through the doorway and run).
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For a minute, I was wondering why you wrote this at 2am in the morning when you should be sleeping, but then I came to realize the problem as I read on. Are you still dorming on campus? If you are, then tell your RA. If you're off-campus, then tell your landlord!
Well I hope your situation gets resolved one way or another, and I hope you get that needed sleep. :)
should have been*
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